Kids are back in school. The temperature is dropping. And Labor Day is upon us, which signifies the ending of sundress season. Let’s pay tribute to the long overlooked sundress, before the season of uggs, black leggings and a cardigan embarks upon us.
Ladies, we know you love the grey sweatpants look on men. And yes, we equally love the formfitting dress look on you…
…the “I wear glasses even though I haven’t read a book since High School” look
…the “I don’t know the first thing about sports, but I like this jersey” look
…and even the “I just woke up, but have really been up for 2 hours making sure every strain of my hair is in the right place for a morning Instagram pic” look.
But there’s nothing like the sundress. Hmmmm.
— Post Thicky Thick (@PostThickyThick) April 10, 2015
Maybe, it’s because you look free as a summer’s breeze.
Or maybe it’s the way it accentuates your waist.
Perhaps it’s the summer colors that get us feeling all warm inside and full of thirst.
Or the fully-clothed, wholesome look that every man desires.
And we have to warn you. It will arouse our inner protector: “I will break your spinal cord…”
Hell, you may never even leave the house for some odd reason. (Cue the Weeknd: “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you, but I love it.”)
It’ll even derail the most righteous brotha off the straight & narrow.
— Negus SugarcaneSlim (@CypressMoss) September 2, 2015
But you know what you’re doing. You just wanna make us fall in LUST, don’t cha?
Hey! It’s not your fault. Your booty’s just hungry.
So, ladies, before you order your uggs and start preparing your tummies with Carmel Macchiato for cuffing season…
Remember, that we’ll always remember that sundress.