Obama To The Republican Party: “As-salamu alaykum mother f*cker.”

Obama Sticking Bird To Republicans

As of September, the unemployment rate has dropped below 6%, which is the lowest it’s been since 2008. And President Obama has now made a proclamation telling Secretary of State John Bohner and the Republican Party the following, “Kiss my ass Mitches…and As-salamu alaykum mother f*cker.”

Many candidates running for mid-term election are worried that his comments can swing the vote to the right and in the Tea Party’s favor. But the White House’s Press Secretary Josh Earnest pounded his chest with a head nod proclaiming, “We got this!” as the music of Lil Wayne’s “No Worries” blasted from the podium.

I Got This

Of course, right wing media has had a field day with this information. Donald Trump tweeted the following: “I’ll shave my trumpadour and left nut if anyone can ‘Abraham Lincoln’ Barack HUSSEIN OSAMA.” Trump quickly deleted the tweet, but the damage was done. #IfSomeoneRickysTrump was trending on twitter for 3 days straight in reference to the scene where the character Ricky gets shot in the John Singleton movie Boyz n the Hood.

Ricky Gets Shot

The Republican Party has scheduled a meeting to discuss the issue of diversity in their party. A briefing of the meeting has was leaked by WikiLeaks. In it, it mentioned that Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal and Sarah Palin has failed to get “females, negroes and other minorities” to join their party. The Republicans planned to meet at the Evergreen Plantation in Edgard, Louisiana. Yes, the same plantation where Quinton Terratino’s Django Unchained was filmed. We reached out to civil rights activist, Congressman John Lewis for his take on the Republican Party’s reaction. He turned to the camera to directly address the Republican Party, “Is you mad…,” plucked his tongue, “…or nah?”

Barack & Michelle Pound Fists