#DrakeAlwaysOnBeat As He Cha-Chas In Hotline Bling

Drake Hotline Bling Video

If you’ve noticed by reading this blog (that’s if you know how to read), Drake is having the best year ever. He’s leading the charge for the light-skin revolution, has Mother Earth (Erykah Badu) singing on his “Hotline Bling.” And now he’s the leading choreographer for Dancing With The Stars. See the top remakes of Drake’s “Hotline Bling,” an instructional video on how to do the Champagne Papi Shuffle, the remix of the cha-cha, #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat

Drake’s new video for “Hotline Bling” opens in a call center. Is it Comcast? Cox? Verizon? I have never seen girls this HAWT when I worked in a call center. …is Hotline Bling, Inc. hiring?


Then here come these intricate dance moves by Drake, moving like a gazelle in heat.

#DrakeAlwaysOnBeat which speaks to how super-duperly talented he is. Here he proves that he’s willing and more than able to perform at your daughters’ quinceanera.


He’ll even perform at the next dance hall.

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He’ll show you how to properly tap that ass. (And is still meek-milling Meek Mill.)


And will clean it up when it’s time to meet your parents.

Can everyone please tag @champagnepapi

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But don’t get it twisted. He will battle anyone, including the best dancer in the world…Ice JJ Fish.


And steal Bill Cosby‘s recent shine. (Finally, some good news for Pill Bill.)

He’s definitely knows how to motivate himself in the morning. #Flawless

And trust. I will be practicing these dance moves in front of my full-length mirror. (It’s all in the hips baby. All in the hips.)